Good news everyone, I have started uploading again!
---> www.beetlebones.net PaleMajesty@gmail.com
We can negotiate a price, content and what-have-you there.
Love, Kim :heart:
Toaster explosion, resulting in millions of tiny burnt crumbs to be embeded into your face and thus leaving that horrible burnt toast smell with you FORHAVER
Skullfucked by an elephant - I don't need to elaborate here.
Beaten to death by Harry Potter and his cronies with their magic wands while watching Dumbledore spank Snape? Jesus that's horrible.
Being bad-acted to death by Orlando Bloom?
Being harrassed by fangirls/bois until your eyes bleed because of your opinion about their favourite characters/actors?
Being David Blaine's subject for his OMG TRICK O DEATH that goes horribly wrong and your body DOES explode on impact of the on-coming train
Being trampled on by WoW users when you just happen to walk past the opening of the biggest internet lounge/ALL YOU CAN EAT restaurant
James Blunt, 'nuff said.
Having every bone in your body broken and then being stuffed into a tiny box which slowly fills up with acid